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Good Lord. Is everyone else's friends list all cross-eyed?

wild wild life

When I came back from lunch, I saw this poor squirrel on the Mall. Something had happened to the fur on his chest and back - specifically, he had none. It stopped halfway down his belly in a neat line, as though he'd been carefully shaved.

He looked like a small, naked monkey wearing massive fur trousers.

gosh! it's really an honor to work with you, mr hughes!

Throwing out old checks and found an envelope of photographs. They're from an auto show, circa 1985. There's the A-Team's van, the Cody Coyote, and I swear to God it's KITT. Scarier, there's me in front of the Coyote, in full 80s drag: moussed forelock, pastel pink sweater, little badges, and pink-and-cyan sneakers.

Yes, moussed.

::fears::