wild wild life

[phosfate]

When I came back from lunch, I saw this poor squirrel on the Mall. Something had happened to the fur on his chest and back - specifically, he had none. It stopped halfway down his belly in a neat line, as though he'd been carefully shaved.

He looked like a small, naked monkey wearing massive fur trousers.

Comments

[homosuperior.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHA.

I think they should give you your own show.

[ex-maledict.livejournal.com]

With this sighting and the muffler man, David Attenborough has nothing on you.

I'm *not* wearing those damn khaki shorts!

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

I swear to God, every time I turn around there's another non-sequiter.