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This is probably a good thing, since that little fucker Deagol has unleased an army of cyborg ubermenschen on Middle-Earth, and we're all going to die!


Are you damned?
You will die a warrior and be spirited away by warbling wenches to the Hall of the Slain. Meat and mead for ever more, well until Ragnarok, anyway, when you will do battle with giants, giantesses, dwarfs, elves and Nidhug, a dragon who likes to nibble trees. Odin is great!