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[phosfate]

This is probably a good thing, since that little fucker Deagol has unleased an army of cyborg ubermenschen on Middle-Earth, and we're all going to die!


Are you damned?
You will die a warrior and be spirited away by warbling wenches to the Hall of the Slain. Meat and mead for ever more, well until Ragnarok, anyway, when you will do battle with giants, giantesses, dwarfs, elves and Nidhug, a dragon who likes to nibble trees. Odin is great!

Comments

[deagol.livejournal.com]

I WILL RULEEEE ALLLLL!!!

all stems from an unhappy childhood and brutal murder by smeagol

smeagol....my buttercup thou hast forsaken thy one true love

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

YOU CRAZY LITTLE FUCKER! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?

::tries to defend self w/shovel::

Oh. That explains everything. Why get relationship counseling when you can CREATING A FUCKING HOMICIDAL SUPER-RACE?

[deagol.livejournal.com]

RESISTANCE IS FLOOORRRRTILE *hic*

he never loved me i feel so betrayed

Celeba celebraf.... Tequila FOR ALL!

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

You psychobilly little turd! If I get out of this alive, I'm gonna show you uses for that tequila bottle you never even dreamed of.

::is throttled by uberborg::

[deagol.livejournal.com]

This tequila bottle has bee used for many things *hic* I don't think you want to touch it *hic* you don't know where it's been *hic*

:sentimental sniffle{aww}: Ack, your 'music's' hurting my ears!! Turn it OFFF!

[kissoflife.livejournal.com]

Llama: whoah-er and WHOAH-er there!!! Waaaa, I'm tellin' the Beeaaaarrr!!! (it's one of those Romeo&Juliet Cousins Gotta Stick Together(TM) things. You understand...)

mun: having vivid recollections of the "Impostor" new release I watched last night... A burning forest, cyborgs running around terrorizing battle-worn Earthlife... D/Smeagol = Centauri, maybe??
(would *also* explain much. Hmmm...)