the odd couple

Reading Moby-Dick. Once I figured out that half the brick-sized Penguin edition is introduction, text notes, and commentary, it became much less daunting.

So far, in my head, the adventures of Ishmael and Queequeg is this weird-ass nautical sitcom starring Owen Wilson and Martian Manhunter.

ELIJAH: Fear my prophecy of DOOM! which I'm not going to elaborate but it's really DOOMY!
ISHMAEL: Queequeg, step away from the strange man. And use a toothpick, not your harpoon. You'll get rusty gums.
QUEEQUEG: These Romans Christians are crazy.
ISHMAEL: Let's have some more chowder and go to bed.
QUEEQUEG: Word.
ELIJAH: DOOOOOOOOOOM!

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Sweet Milk Pocky! You're an elitist, since you're
not really suited to the American taste. You're
sweet, as your name implies, but sometimes you
do get a little haughty.


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Stolen from la Duchessa. And I love Milk Pocky so very, very much. It's even better than Milky, and Milky 0wnZ0rz JU! *drool*

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Comics & anime wankers
Circle I Limbo

Scientologists, Cornhusker fans
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Cornhusker players
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

Cornhusker coaching staff
Circle IV Rolling Weights

Creationists
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Republicans
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Libertarians
Circle VII Burning Sands

NAMBLA Members, Wife beaters
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

Mel Gibson
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

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