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Yarr. Yarr, indeed.

P.S. Matey.

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Was actually able to come up with ten titles, so am jumping on the 10 Movies You Force People to Watch meme. Only about 3/4 of these are currently on home video. Goddammit.

Without a Clue
Time After Time
Castle of Cagliostro
Bedazzled (the original version)
Start the Revolution Without Me
The Great Race
The Assassination Bureau
The Mouse and His Child
La Belle et la Bete
Blazing Saddles

Also, stolen from cageyklio. Stop thief.

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The other night Mom made lemon Jell-O. Which would be okay, but not only did she add festive peeled carrots to it, not only did she add meant to be festive but in its final effect entirely puzzling cottage cheese curds, so the whole thing look liked a badly neglected aquarium, no, not only these things, but when she cut the Jell-O into serving-sized slabs, she adhered a single grape to the top of each with a dollop of Miracle Whip.

I think she may be trying to kill me.