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The Ramones came back from the dead, or wherever, and sang me an Easter carol:

One! Two! Three! Four!

I WANNA BE JESUS
I WANNA BE JESUS
I WANNA BE JESUS
RIGHT NOW

Jesus has two birthdays
I don't have two birthdays
Why don't I get two birthdays?
I WANT ANOTHER BIRTHDAYYYYYY!

I WANNA BE JESUS
I WANNA BE JESUS
I WANNA BE JESUS
RIGHT NOW

Jesus has two Dads
And he's his own Dad
And he's got that bird thing
It's kind of confusing

I WANNA BE JESUS
I WANNA BE JESUS
I WANNA BE JESUS
RIGHT NOW

Jesus has a Mom named Mary
Jesus has a girl called Mary
Everybody be Mary
(dance break!)

I WANNA BE JESUS
I WANNA BE JESUS
I WANNA BE JESUS
RIGHT NOW

Baby Jesus went out to play
Made some sparrows out of clay
Then he watched them fly away
(flap flap flap)

I WANNA BE JESUS
I WANNA BE JESUS
I WANNA BE JESUS
RIGHT NOW

JESUS JESUS JESUS
RIGHT NOW

UFO catcher dolls' ancestors

Mascot dolls date back to at least WWII:

http://www.pacificwrecks.com/history/doll/