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[phosfate]

The Ramones came back from the dead, or wherever, and sang me an Easter carol:

One! Two! Three! Four!

I WANNA BE JESUS
I WANNA BE JESUS
I WANNA BE JESUS
RIGHT NOW

Jesus has two birthdays
I don't have two birthdays
Why don't I get two birthdays?
I WANT ANOTHER BIRTHDAYYYYYY!

I WANNA BE JESUS
I WANNA BE JESUS
I WANNA BE JESUS
RIGHT NOW

Jesus has two Dads
And he's his own Dad
And he's got that bird thing
It's kind of confusing

I WANNA BE JESUS
I WANNA BE JESUS
I WANNA BE JESUS
RIGHT NOW

Jesus has a Mom named Mary
Jesus has a girl called Mary
Everybody be Mary
(dance break!)

I WANNA BE JESUS
I WANNA BE JESUS
I WANNA BE JESUS
RIGHT NOW

Baby Jesus went out to play
Made some sparrows out of clay
Then he watched them fly away
(flap flap flap)

I WANNA BE JESUS
I WANNA BE JESUS
I WANNA BE JESUS
RIGHT NOW

JESUS JESUS JESUS
RIGHT NOW

Comments

[swussian.livejournal.com]

My God sits in the sky on a cloud
And he makes people die and cry out loud
But he's just a really really nice guy
Hallelujah!

My God made the universe in six days
Made a virgin give birth, give him praise
And once he sent a somethingsomething flood over the earth
Hallelujah!

My God combs every day his keen beard
And he made his son pay all our debts
And he says it's very very wrong to be gay
Hallelujah!

I believe in my God, he's my pal
And in case that you don't- BURN IN HELL!
I will be resurrected, and you losers won't
Hallelujah!

[nitasee.livejournal.com]

The Ramones...they're like Jesus in a way.

Hmmm, does that make Patti Smith like Mary Magdalene in a way?

(NPR did a story about Patti Smith this morning, so she's kinda in my head right now.)

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Dude...Patti is God.

[mercyorbemoaned.livejournal.com]

::applauds::

[lavendertook.livejournal.com]

AHAHHAHAHAHA!!

Actions will have to speak louder...

[grifyn.livejournal.com]

Jesus has two Dads
And he's his own Dad
And he's got that bird thing
It's kind of confusing

*dies laughing*

*is give the Cavaziel Special by the Heavens*

*dies for real*

*rocks on*

[ex-mommybir.livejournal.com]

I think this was more inspiring to me personally than all the beautiful liturgical music I sang over the weekend. (I'm so exhausted.)

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

*brings you salt water gargle*

[ex-mommybir.livejournal.com]

*gargles vigorously*

*yarks up phlegm*

*passes out*

Thank you.

[gossamerrain]

greatest song ever.