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Got Candyfreak from the library yesterday. It's like porn. Except, y'know, good.

"Do you want to see how we make the chocolate bunnies?" Oh YES! For God's sake, say YES!

The author remembers the Caravelle, the greatest American candy bar of the 20th Century. Think of a $100 Grand, but with better chocolate and rice, and that dark caramel that nobody seems to make anymore. Caravelle made my ass what it is today, and I am not in the least sorry.

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I can't help but notice the huge spike in the number of brushes with death on my flist this morning.

I really think it's best that you all stay inside with the curtains closed until it's time to go out and vote on Tuesday.

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You are MrBimble! You are the silent, never-seen,
rarely-heard-from, member of the Cabal that
wants to take over the world. People should
remember that it's the quiet ones you should
watch.


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