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[phosfate]

I can't help but notice the huge spike in the number of brushes with death on my flist this morning.

I really think it's best that you all stay inside with the curtains closed until it's time to go out and vote on Tuesday.

Comments

[violetisblue.livejournal.com]

I almost got hit head-on by a UPS truck last week, do we add that to the list?

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Cool! Yes.

[esorlehcar.livejournal.com]

Would you write my boss a note to this effect?

[coreopsis.livejournal.com]

hee! Thanks to the magic of early voting I don't even have to go out then. *draw curtains tight*

[snacky]

My foot hurts. I might have the ankle cancer. woe.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

You probably do. O woe etc.

[shoiryu.livejournal.com]

Dude, about fifteen minutes ago I tried to back the car out without actually turning on the engine. :/

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

How'd that work out for you?

[shoiryu.livejournal.com]

I couldn't for the life of me figure out why the wheel wasn't turning, or why the brake wasn't working.

[blue_ant]

As per your instructions (I can't even type that with a straight face) I will stay inside. Of course, I'll be cleaning, so my safety might be compromised. Heh.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Now that you mention it, most accidents happen in the home.

[blue_ant]

WOE.

At least the apartment will be clean.

[ymfaery]

Hmmm. It *has* been rainy and lightning stormy this week... (Not that the lightning ever touches anything--or if it does the news doesn't catch it.)

Question

[comice.livejournal.com]

Does it count if my brush with death is that I just had to wrestle my Fist of Death to the ground so that it would not smite the ignorant and useless?

Re: Question

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Not really, no.

[ramalama.livejournal.com]

Okay.

[kivrin.livejournal.com]

Sounds good to me. I'll just run out and get some crack, I mean, peanut-butter-filled-chocolate-covered-pretzels, first.

[lots42.livejournal.com]

My foot hurts.