TITLE: Drabble: Straight to voicemail
FANDOM: Hot Fuzz
WORD COUNT: 100. Because it's a drabble.
RATING: PG fer the cussin'
DISCLAIMER: Hot Fuzz belongs to the boys and girls at Rogue.
You have six new messages.
“OH MY GOD NICHOLAS ADVANCED DRIVING IS THE BEST THING EV — oh fuck that’s not—”
You have five new messages.
“Mornspare. Nferggit wermin Saxadday.”
You have four new messages.
“AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA I JUST LEARNED — ‘course I’m not using the phone while—"
You have three new messages.
“Have you got Prince Albert in — fuck, Andy! Now you’ve fucked it up!”
You have two new messages.
“I got to stay another day an’ review basic safety. Sorry. Want anything from HMV?”
You have one new message.
“THIS IS BRILLIANT! CAN I TAKE THE CYCLING COURSE?”
FANDOM: Hot Fuzz
WORD COUNT: 100. Because it's a drabble.
RATING: PG fer the cussin'
DISCLAIMER: Hot Fuzz belongs to the boys and girls at Rogue.
You have six new messages.
“OH MY GOD NICHOLAS ADVANCED DRIVING IS THE BEST THING EV — oh fuck that’s not—”
You have five new messages.
“Mornspare. Nferggit wermin Saxadday.”
You have four new messages.
“AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA I JUST LEARNED — ‘course I’m not using the phone while—"
You have three new messages.
“Have you got Prince Albert in — fuck, Andy! Now you’ve fucked it up!”
You have two new messages.
“I got to stay another day an’ review basic safety. Sorry. Want anything from HMV?”
You have one new message.
“THIS IS BRILLIANT! CAN I TAKE THE CYCLING COURSE?”