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::hits looters with shovel::

Bad looters! Bad! Stop it!

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Date: 2002-04-18 02:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] farmermaggot.livejournal.com
Uh...yeh, I'm thinkin' summat calm might be in order. Not too calm, mind ye, or they'll be useless when th' next looter comes 'long.

Y'got any o' that calm-juice fer a few hysterical Proudfeet? I kin hear 'em yellin' all th' way inside th' house.

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Date: 2002-04-18 02:19 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] annlarimer.livejournal.com
I gotta say, Farmer M, you keep good, healthy doggies. Nice white teeth. Pointy.

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Date: 2002-04-18 02:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] farmermaggot.livejournal.com
Yeh, y'gotta make sure they get plenny t' chew on. Fort'nately fer me, them folks what steal my crops like t' leave 'em plenny o' things fer them t' chew on.

It'd prolly cost 'em heaps less t' jes buy th' food an' not hafta replace all th' clothing an' leather an' stuff they leave behind. But it's less work an' less t' buy fer me!

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Date: 2002-04-18 07:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pallando.livejournal.com
Okay....

Calm but not mellow.

*mutters under breath. Dogs still look alert but now longer look like they are going to kill everyone..*

That should do it.

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