ok, so i am not the only one. that makes me feel better in an odd sort of way :) at least i'm not crazy...well, not in a bad way at least. still, i swear it did say lobsters the first time i read it.
Hello, big giant vicious doggies! Hello! Oooooooooo, who's a pretty boy then, eh? Who's a pretty pretty buzzsaw girl on four legs? Is it you? Is it you? Kisskisskisskisskiss...
Ooo, cheese breath! Okay, fellas, let's go hunt us some lobster. Uh, looter.
Yeh, y'gotta make sure they get plenny t' chew on. Fort'nately fer me, themfolks what steal my crops like t' leave 'em plenny o' things fer them t' chew on.
It'd prolly cost 'em heaps less t' jes buy th' food an' not hafta replace all th' clothing an' leather an' stuff they leave behind. But it's less work an' less t' buy fer me!
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I definitely need breakfast.
Date: 2002-04-18 07:59 am (UTC)::hits lobsters with shovel::
Bad lobsters! Bad! Stop it!
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Date: 2002-04-18 09:07 am (UTC)Re: I definitely need breakfast.
Date: 2002-04-18 08:30 am (UTC)Re: I definitely need breakfast.
Date: 2002-04-18 12:07 pm (UTC)YATTA ICON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YATTA!!!!!!
The insanity of Green Leaf is never ending.
It's so easy! Happy go luckeeee!
No worry be happy!
Yatta!
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Date: 2002-04-18 12:08 pm (UTC)Re: I definitely need breakfast.
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Date: 2002-04-18 12:26 pm (UTC)Lemme find a link to the yatta video.
BBL.
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Date: 2002-04-18 12:22 pm (UTC)Re: I definitely need breakfast.
Date: 2002-04-18 12:24 pm (UTC)Re: I definitely need breakfast.
Date: 2002-04-18 12:53 pm (UTC)Only click it if you have a strong constitution.
Japanese pop ahead.
alarmed yet intrigued
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Date: 2002-04-18 02:09 pm (UTC)But the song is horribly catchy.
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I must go now and clean up various liquids from my computer.
Re: I definitely need breakfast.
Date: 2002-04-18 01:24 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2002-04-18 12:54 pm (UTC)An' if'n ye see any o' th' others, lemme know? Can't find sever'l unner all th' cheese.
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Hello, big giant vicious doggies! Hello! Oooooooooo, who's a pretty boy then, eh? Who's a pretty pretty buzzsaw girl on four legs? Is it you? Is it you? Kisskisskisskisskiss...
Ooo, cheese breath! Okay, fellas, let's go hunt us some lobster. Uh, looter.
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Date: 2002-04-18 01:41 pm (UTC)*Searches for signs of recent doggy-life. Finds some. Mutters chant, waves staff.
A pack of large, snarling dogs appears.
Searches for more life. Finds it. Repeats the chant and wave. Another, equally menacing pack arrive.*
Hmmm... these animals seem very agitated. I could make them more... calm, if you want?
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Might be a good idea...
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Date: 2002-04-18 02:15 pm (UTC)Y'got any o' that calm-juice fer a few hysterical Proudfeet? I kin hear 'em yellin' all th' way inside th' house.
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Date: 2002-04-18 02:43 pm (UTC)It'd prolly cost 'em heaps less t' jes buy th' food an' not hafta replace all th' clothing an' leather an' stuff they leave behind. But it's less work an' less t' buy fer me!
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Date: 2002-04-18 07:55 pm (UTC)Calm but not mellow.
*mutters under breath. Dogs still look alert but now longer look like they are going to kill everyone..*
That should do it.
*Dodges Shovel*
Hey! Watch it with that shovel!