Hello, big giant vicious doggies! Hello! Oooooooooo, who's a pretty boy then, eh? Who's a pretty pretty buzzsaw girl on four legs? Is it you? Is it you? Kisskisskisskisskiss...
Ooo, cheese breath! Okay, fellas, let's go hunt us some lobster. Uh, looter.
Yeh, y'gotta make sure they get plenny t' chew on. Fort'nately fer me, themfolks what steal my crops like t' leave 'em plenny o' things fer them t' chew on.
It'd prolly cost 'em heaps less t' jes buy th' food an' not hafta replace all th' clothing an' leather an' stuff they leave behind. But it's less work an' less t' buy fer me!
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Hello, big giant vicious doggies! Hello! Oooooooooo, who's a pretty boy then, eh? Who's a pretty pretty buzzsaw girl on four legs? Is it you? Is it you? Kisskisskisskisskiss...
Ooo, cheese breath! Okay, fellas, let's go hunt us some lobster. Uh, looter.
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Date: 2002-04-18 01:41 pm (UTC)*Searches for signs of recent doggy-life. Finds some. Mutters chant, waves staff.
A pack of large, snarling dogs appears.
Searches for more life. Finds it. Repeats the chant and wave. Another, equally menacing pack arrive.*
Hmmm... these animals seem very agitated. I could make them more... calm, if you want?
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Might be a good idea...
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Date: 2002-04-18 02:15 pm (UTC)Y'got any o' that calm-juice fer a few hysterical Proudfeet? I kin hear 'em yellin' all th' way inside th' house.
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Date: 2002-04-18 02:43 pm (UTC)It'd prolly cost 'em heaps less t' jes buy th' food an' not hafta replace all th' clothing an' leather an' stuff they leave behind. But it's less work an' less t' buy fer me!
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Date: 2002-04-18 07:55 pm (UTC)Calm but not mellow.
*mutters under breath. Dogs still look alert but now longer look like they are going to kill everyone..*
That should do it.