hey beorn! here's your lap dance!

[phosfate]

I stayed up all night researching and making the costume. Here goes:

Ann enters, dressed in heavily-embroidered hide trousers and parka, decorated with bells. The parka is topped with antlers. She holds a wooden rattle covered in sleigh bells in each hand.

The dance begins:

We've got reindeer, yes we do!
We've got reindeer, how about YOU?
Two-four-six-eight!
Who do we appreciate?
Whooo! Reindeer!
Whooo! Reindeer!
REINDEER!!!

::does the splits, brandishing rattles high::

There ya go. And I don't do that for just anyone.

::exits::

Comments

[kielle.livejournal.com]

*chokes laughing*

[melodia.livejournal.com]

::applauds loudly::

[beorn-bearman.livejournal.com]

Sweetheart, that is the best lap dance I've ever had. I fucking love you.

[jadegemini.livejournal.com]

:cheers, claps, and wolf-whistles: Go Ann!