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[phosfate]

Something, somewhere is making me very, very nervous, and I am enjoying cascading panic attacks. Jump at every noise. Well, the jumpy noises, anyway. Terrified of human interaction more complicated than, "Oh, I don't need a bag for it, thanks."

Books: Finished The Invisible Man. Mr Wells' sense of humor is so dry you could crumble it up and put it in your suitcases to keep mold away. Started The Book of Lost Tales (apparently they've been found), The Marvelous Land of Snergs. Cannot find the patience for David Copperfield, would like to hit him with a skillet. Finished the lovely Clover.

Am considering clawing own skin off, will probably decide against it.

State of Nebraska sent me a tax refund within a week of filing. It will cover approximately half of what I owe to the Federal government. Not bad, actually, albeit puzzling.

Trees are enjoying themselves, murmuring green, green, green and pumping out the leaves. Even the moss is frisky. Bloody typical. Plant life is having more fun than me.

Made Chomsky the bear a little alphabet necklace that says CHOMSKY SAURON. Recently acquired a handsome, cranky burnt-grey bear who does not yet have a necklace that says FETUS MELKOR, becuase the bead packers neglected to provide any examples of the letter F. To quote Frodo: Fuckers.

Comments

[fordanglia.livejournal.com]

Wow, what I wouldn't give to have your creativity ... and green trees.

[chomsky-sauron.livejournal.com]

hahah. you crack me up :D

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

You're a strange child.

Keep it up.

[chomsky-sauron.livejournal.com]

thank you :)
keep it up, homegirl! hahahah that is the best song. 'cause the guys says "keep it up homegirl." hahaha.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

???

::Ann nods, like she knows what the HELL you're on about::

[chomsky-sauron.livejournal.com]

eehehehhe! look what I can do...
*does a somersault*
WHOOO!

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

::tosses you large inflatable ball::

[pollyannadesade.livejournal.com]

You are nice!! I like the way you write. And the eye of that saurus.

Laters,

Pollyanna xx

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Er...thanks, Ms D!

[kielle.livejournal.com]

I want some of what SHE'S smoking.

[finabair.livejournal.com]

Simple *hugs*.

That green, green, green may be why I have a headache. Thank you. I'm gonna go do drugs now...

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

::nodsnods::

::sings extremely clever and funny song about Diazepam::

[finabair.livejournal.com]

Ooooh, pretty music! :Hums along:

[queenberuthiel.livejournal.com]

Coming in and dancing the watusi with you.

Wonderful evening, isn't it?

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

::frugs desperately::

Kill me!

[nitasee.livejournal.com]

"Cannot find the patience for David Copperfield, would like to hit him with a skillet. "

Allow me to sum it up for you (as I did formy high school English teacher): How I existed miserably and lived to regret it. That's the whole novel in a nutshell. Of course, the novel was completely ruined (on improved, depending on your mindset) for me because SNL did the "David Copperthawt" skits the when I was reading the damn book.

[nimrodel.livejournal.com]

ah panic attacks...was in a restaurant for lunch today, someone behind me dropped a plate on the floor and I jumped and upended the table I was setting at. ::sigh::
I think I'm working on adding agorophobia to my list of diagnoses...at this rate they can take the DMSV IV and just tear out the page on shizoprenia and consider the rest, me.
GAAAAAAAHHHHH!

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Don't worry. It's just the sound of a man and his horse being hanged.