Blood in the Afternoon

[phosfate]

...so I'm home with (er, sorry) Unbelievably Painful Menstrual Cramps[TM], and all I've been able to think about all day is that it's a good thing that men don't menstruate. Because there would be an entire volume of friggin' Hemingway short stories detailing the purifying masculine nobility that is the cyclical exposure to blood and agonizing pain. Set in Spain, of course. Nobody needs that kind of bullshit.

Go with God, my friends.

Comments

Re: Not to mention...

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

If anyone asks me, I usually tell them to imagine a really big pineapple, wrapped in barbed wire, and then shoved into their rectum.

Re: Not to mention...

[bratbitch.livejournal.com]

I just feel the need to say this ... you rock!
(and thats in a good way ... not as in I'm going to throw rocks at you)

you and darqstar have managed to make my crappy arvo at home alone muchly fun :>

Re: Not to mention...

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Awwwwwwwwwwwwww... ^_^ Tu es tres sympa.

Qu'est-ce que c'est un 'arvo?'

Re: Not to mention...

[bratbitch.livejournal.com]

*IF* you are asking what I think you are asking -

arvo = afternoon...

if not... parle vous anglais?

Re: Not to mention...

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Merci beacoup!

Re: Not to mention...

[bratbitch.livejournal.com]

woooo

**does the happy Homer impersonation**

"I am so smart, I am so smart.. s m r t.. umm.. s m A r t.. I am so smart.."

hehe

(easily amused after 8 hours at work!)