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[phosfate]

Put the Steve of Gondor medal in the mail to Isildur this afternoon. She's in one of them there foreign countries you read so much about, which meant filling out a Customs form. Customs' two main concerns, not unlike those of the publishers of Shonen Jump, are CONTENT and VALUE. "Um...well...it's a medal thing made out of papier mache and string, basically..."

I hate those pitying looks from the Post Office guy. "Put 'medal.' And what's it worth?"

"Uh...diddly? Maybe diddly squat?"

"Put 'gift.'"

"Thank you."

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[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Heeeeeeee! I should have written "flogger."