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[phosfate]

Argh. Went home and quietly expired. Life saved by Viedma's mention of Daniel Pinkwater right before I left - dug out my copy of 5 Novels, which saved me from a life of despair, crime, addiction, and the afternoon Trading Spaces repeat.

John Cleese was right, kids: fresh fruit kills.

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[finabair.livejournal.com]

Only EVIL fresh fruit kills.

I've actually met some very good fresh fruit on several occasions. It even has a halo sometimes. Oh, wait, that may have been brought on by the alcohol that was also meeting the fresh fruit.

Nevermind.

[viedma.livejournal.com]

and i get to do a good deed for the day, without even realizing it! Daniel Pinkwater is a god.

i'm so sorry. being nauseous is the worst. i'm going to the refrigerator right now to attack all fresh fruit with pointed sticks.

[moondog.livejournal.com]

*lights candles on alter to 5 Novels* Daniel Pinkwater is a lovely fat, bald rock of insanity in this world of 'despair, crime, addiction, and Trading Spaces reruns.

[kissoflife.livejournal.com]

John Cleese was right, kids: fresh fruit kills.

Whereas "Schweppervescence, in Pink!" re-freshes... after ya've offed 'em. Heehee!