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::runs around room screeching and saying "Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep!" etc., slamming into walls with shoulder.:: "Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep!" ::rolls on the rug:: "Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep!" ::hides under dining-room table:: "Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep!"

...shhh...

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Date: 2002-10-09 11:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fingolfin.livejournal.com
:) ya, the beep part i got. is there a home remedy tho? maybe beeproot soup and beeple berries? perhaps its not the right time to ask while you're ecstatically wrapped in the midst of a epiphanbeepy?

or perhaps this is a different ailment than the random beep fits i once suffered. perhaps you are relentlessly being pursued by a devout team of athletic censors, and are prone to frequent swearing, thus your speech is constantly being drowned in an emphatic din of zealous censor beeps. that i do know the cure for :)

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Date: 2002-10-09 11:37 am (UTC)
ext_6373: A swan and a ballerina from an old children's book about ballet, captioned SWAN! (break stuff)
From: [identity profile] annlarimer.livejournal.com
::deep breath::

::hands on hips::

Fuckin' BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!! Beep! Shit! Beep! Cocksucking dog-humping frottagy BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!

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Date: 2002-10-09 12:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fingolfin.livejournal.com
ok, i guess it isnt the censors then *laugh*
i hope i wasnt standing directly infront of that outburst! oh my!

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Date: 2002-10-09 12:04 pm (UTC)
ext_6373: A swan and a ballerina from an old children's book about ballet, captioned SWAN! (break stuff)
From: [identity profile] annlarimer.livejournal.com
Beepybeepbeepbeepitybeep!

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Date: 2002-10-09 12:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fingolfin.livejournal.com
beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep
beep beep beep beepbeepbeepbeepbeep
beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
code blue code blue
*waits for them to come with the crash cart and kick start him*

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Date: 2002-10-09 12:23 pm (UTC)
ext_6373: A swan and a ballerina from an old children's book about ballet, captioned SWAN! (Default)
From: [identity profile] annlarimer.livejournal.com
CLEAR! *kaCHONK!*

We're losing him...

CLEAR! *kaCHONK!*

beep...beep...beep...

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Date: 2002-10-09 12:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fingolfin.livejournal.com
ahhhh
thats better!
*merrily listens to the beeps*
but i thought it was the heart monitor that was supposed to make the beeping sound?
it truly is a strange and bizzare reality
*notices the beeps assuming the rythm of "we will rock you"*
is that normal for a heart rythm?

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Date: 2002-10-09 01:21 pm (UTC)
ext_6373: A swan and a ballerina from an old children's book about ballet, captioned SWAN! (Default)
From: [identity profile] annlarimer.livejournal.com
::looks shifty::

Yes.

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