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[phosfate]

"Right now, ice-cream cones are plotting to prepare a shoddy digestive biscuit. My sandbag is six-foot-tall, and landlords that I work with may be smug. I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the infirmest widget of my life."
http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/24.cgi

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Right now, yokels are plotting to clean kitchen surfaces with a flea-bitten limb. My stoat is pyrophobic, and anglers that I work with may be French. I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the chilliest gazebo of my life.