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[phosfate]

"Right now, ice-cream cones are plotting to prepare a shoddy digestive biscuit. My sandbag is six-foot-tall, and landlords that I work with may be smug. I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the infirmest widget of my life."
http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/24.cgi

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[strawberrythief.livejournal.com]

I'm gonna join you in your oldness and foulness, if that's okay. I brought whiskey...

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and I flossed way too hard after dinner.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

::tents fingers::

Exxxxcellent!

[finabair.livejournal.com]

Right now, yokels are plotting to clean kitchen surfaces with a flea-bitten limb. My stoat is pyrophobic, and anglers that I work with may be French. I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the chilliest gazebo of my life.

Veeeeeeeeeery Innnnnnteresting..........

[sus1206.livejournal.com]

Right now, hedgehogs are plotting to ask your mother about a vampiric sten gun. My cigarette is leaky, and clams that I work with may be satisfied.
I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the most rotund plague victim of my life.

[merin.livejournal.com]

Right now, penguin eggs are plotting to leave fingerprints on a grave half-gun-rack, half-rice cracker. My sniper and doorbell are Swedish, and limbs that I work with may be priceless.
I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the newest space-hopper of my life.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

This is my favorite so far:

"Right now, shrubs are plotting to tie scarves around a barking-mad Betamax video recorder. My Pokemon card and pawn are invulnerable, and poets that I work with may be exploding.
I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the happiest duck of my life."

Oh, no! Cracked zebras. Nooooooooot good...

[bittercat.livejournal.com]

Right now, stallions are plotting to create antimatter from a shocking kitchen sink. My bell is butch, and zebras that I work with may be cracked. I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the bitterest traffic light of my life.

LOL!

Re: Oh, no! Cracked zebras. Nooooooooot good...

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Good one!

Re: Oh, no! Cracked zebras. Nooooooooot good...

[bittercat.livejournal.com]

Well, actually, my bell is rather effeminate, but THAT'S OK! ;)

Young garden fences are better fried

[(Anonymous)]

24 Dreaming
Right now, tinned pears are plotting to lightly grill a young garden fence. My Harrier jump-jet is miserable, and cinemas that I work with may be ridiculous.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the swirliest solar eclipse of my life.