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phosfate"Right now, ice-cream cones are plotting to prepare a shoddy digestive biscuit. My sandbag is six-foot-tall, and landlords that I work with may be smug. I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the infirmest widget of my life."
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Date: 2002-10-29 09:23 am (UTC)"Right now, shrubs are plotting to tie scarves around a barking-mad Betamax video recorder. My Pokemon card and pawn are invulnerable, and poets that I work with may be exploding.
I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the happiest duck of my life."