Once, Frank made fake plates of bacon and eggs out of wood and glued them to the wall, along with some of the family's silverware
This sentence gets much funnier if you parse it to mean Frank made fake plates using bacon and fake eggs using wood. "You thought hay and moss were bad? We've glued PORK to your walls!"
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And Doug is more evil than that.
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Date: 2002-11-26 10:01 am (UTC)Doug is Satan-evil. Frank is Mr-Hammond-From-Jurassic-Park-evil.
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Date: 2002-11-26 10:54 am (UTC)This sentence gets much funnier if you parse it to mean Frank made fake plates using bacon and fake eggs using wood. "You thought hay and moss were bad? We've glued PORK to your walls!"