more breakfast fun

[phosfate]

Good Morning America story about The Osbournes:

"So they just follow this family around all day? And people watch it?"
"Uh-huh."
"It doesn't sound very entertaining to me."
"Well, the dad's Ozzy Osbourne."
"Who's he?"
"He's a heavy metal singer."
::clip of Ozzy & fam plays::
"Jeez. What's wrong with him?"
(slowly) "He's. A. Heavy. Metal. Singer."
"Oh."

Comments

Well,

[bittercat.livejournal.com]

Screw 'em if they can't understand metal. Sorry. I'm a metalhead. I find people who make snotty comments about it to be very annoying. Really, it's people who make snotty comments about ANY topic they know nothing about. I dunno. Maybe I took it wrong and the person speaking was implying the OTHER person was slow for not knowing who Ozzy is.

Ok. Gonna shut up now. Don't know what the hell I'm talking about. Eh.

Sharonnnnnn! Where's my Percoset?

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

That was me, actually. I do hope you're not implying that Ozzy, as presented on the program, is not just a little slow.

I thought Ozzy was loveable YEARS ago, before all the hype

[kielle.livejournal.com]

Heheheh! Lighten up, you. I live with a metal-lover, and even HE makes jokes about Ozzy. C'mon, the guy is so blatantly toasted from a lifetime of drugs and alcohol that he's lucky he even remembers he HAS a family! *G*

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

He's. A. Heavy. Metal. Singer.

Re: Sharonnnnnn! Where's my Percoset?

[bittercat.livejournal.com]

Ah. Color me embarrassed.

Ayyyyaaaan! Where's MY Percocet? *bangs head*

Sorry!

Re: I thought Ozzy was loveable YEARS ago, before all the hype

[bittercat.livejournal.com]

Yah. I know. I'm a little uptight. I'm over it now.

My fiance and I laugh our asses off at his stammering. They ran a bunch of scenes of him stuttering one night, and we both almost died, we were laughing so hard.

Re: Sharonnnnnn! Where's my Percoset?

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

The Percoset is mine. You cannot have any of it. Ever. ALL THE PERCOSET IN THE WORLD BELONGS TO ME ME ME MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

*twitch*

::hides::

Re: Sharonnnnnn! Where's my Percoset?

[bittercat.livejournal.com]

Ok. YOU try telling that to OZZY!

Re: Sharonnnnnn! Where's my Percoset?

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

As long as the labels on his bottles say Percoset, we're golden.

Re: Sharonnnnnn! Where's my Percoset?

[bittercat.livejournal.com]

I'm sure his bottles say LOTS of things....

Love him to death, though!