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[phosfate]

Good Morning America story about The Osbournes:

"So they just follow this family around all day? And people watch it?"
"Uh-huh."
"It doesn't sound very entertaining to me."
"Well, the dad's Ozzy Osbourne."
"Who's he?"
"He's a heavy metal singer."
::clip of Ozzy & fam plays::
"Jeez. What's wrong with him?"
(slowly) "He's. A. Heavy. Metal. Singer."
"Oh."

Comments

Sharonnnnnn! Where's my Percoset?

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

That was me, actually. I do hope you're not implying that Ozzy, as presented on the program, is not just a little slow.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

He's. A. Heavy. Metal. Singer.

Re: Sharonnnnnn! Where's my Percoset?

[bittercat.livejournal.com]

Ah. Color me embarrassed.

Ayyyyaaaan! Where's MY Percocet? *bangs head*

Sorry!

Re: Sharonnnnnn! Where's my Percoset?

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

The Percoset is mine. You cannot have any of it. Ever. ALL THE PERCOSET IN THE WORLD BELONGS TO ME ME ME MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

*twitch*

::hides::

Re: Sharonnnnnn! Where's my Percoset?

[bittercat.livejournal.com]

Ok. YOU try telling that to OZZY!

Re: Sharonnnnnn! Where's my Percoset?

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

As long as the labels on his bottles say Percoset, we're golden.

Re: Sharonnnnnn! Where's my Percoset?

[bittercat.livejournal.com]

I'm sure his bottles say LOTS of things....

Love him to death, though!