wank? honey?

[phosfate]

Oh dear. I hope it wasn't that crack I made about Lesbian sex and gyroscopes. 'Cause that was completely made up.

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[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

I knew it was your fault, you crazy, bad person. I'm so disappointed in you.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

::weeps with shame::

[ethrosdemon.livejournal.com]

I thought it was the thread I started about my plans to take over the world using fen as my minions, complete with Lego mock-ups of the seige of BNF egos...damn, you whore!

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Oh, good luck with that plan! After that you can teach a litter of kittens to do synchronized swimming.

[ethrosdemon.livejournal.com]

*spies rival*
You only say that because *you* have a similar plan. I can stop an evil overlord in training from ten miles away (or longer with my computer).

We will have to wrestle in jello to determine who is the wankiest...leave out the pineapple this time, it got stuck in my hair.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

YES! WE MUST WRESTLE IN JELL-O! 'Cause it's really really fun TO DETERMINE THE WANKIEST!

[suzyd.livejournal.com]

Do you need an... er... judge? Yes, a judge! Who must see the action from all possible angles and film it. In case of any tough calls, y'know.

[ethrosdemon.livejournal.com]

You don't want to take over the world too? Because, ya know, if ya did, you could join in...

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Trust me. He's not in it for the actual competition.

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[suzyd.livejournal.com]

Iiiinteresting...
To be a voyeur or not to be a voyeur... ;)