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[phosfate]

Stayed busy all day. Went out to get some dinner and started bawling in Fazoli's drive-through.

Now Tom Brokaw is telling me to go outside and look at the stars. I would like to punch him in the testicles.

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Go ahead...

[wiliqueen.livejournal.com]

...he'd probably thank you. After all, he's stuck inside a studio, so you could wallop him so he could see the stars...

looks around Okay, I have officially reached the little-discussed but profoundly important Twisted Lame Humor stage of grief.

Incidentally, I frequently want to punch Brokaw in the testicles. Not sure why. He just gets on my nerves. *shrug*

[wednesday]

Now Tom Brokaw is telling me to go outside and look at the stars.

Oh, he DIDN'T. >_

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

::nods::

And he told us to hug our children tonight.

Cocksucker.

[wednesday]

Geez.

Well, at least you can take comfort in Bambi, Thumper and Flower being evicted.

[ex-maledict.livejournal.com]

I never get why hugging your children is meant to help anything.

What if you don't have children? Do you hug someone else's?

Actually, that would be really funny and I think everyone should.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

I think if you don't have 2.5 children, NBC doesn't want to know you.

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[ex-maledict.livejournal.com]

Well, I will just go cut my third child in half, then.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

You are so smart!

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[ex-maledict.livejournal.com]

I know :)

I think "hug your children"

[paradisacorbasi.livejournal.com]

is meant to be a way of saying, "Yes, this is a terrible tragedy, and we're all grief stricken and blah blah blah, but remember there's so much more that we can't let this stop us. [Y]our children could grow up to be the ones who make space flight no longer dangerous. Encourage them."


But you know, on TV every second counts so you have to shorten it into something quick.

Re: I think "hug your children"

[wiliqueen.livejournal.com]

I think it was meant to be that once upon a time. Unfortunately, I also think it's become a knee-jerk formula response that doesn't mean much of anything any more.

My mom's impulse, like that of many parents, is to want to hug her kids when there's bad news, even though neither of us has been a kid in quite some time. It reassures her that she still has us. Honest reaction, *so* different from telling other people to do it. And the latter really does annoy me a lot.

[nitasee.livejournal.com]

I would like to punch him in the testicles.

The mental image of Brokaw, eyes bulging with pain and doubled over with pain, just amuses me. Thank you!

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Happy to be of service.