x-ew.

[phosfate]

Saw a chunk of X-Men last night. It's gonna be one of those movies that everybody likes but me, isn't it? Something really creepy and repulsive about the whole thing, starting with the pubic hair glued to Wolverine's face. There's something really wrong with any X-adaptation where I like Cyclops best, y'know?

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[emilyx.livejournal.com]

Oh gawd... well, I have to like it because once it's out, I have to show it 900 times a day when I do my work thing in Manchester. I'll let you know how much gay is in it... can you measure gay by the cup? Or is this some cosmic weirdness I'm not getting? The fanboys at my workplace like it and one of them is gay. *nods* Okay, that MUST be it. Take a gay person to see it, and if they like it - riiiiiight.

[suzyd.livejournal.com]

Make sure the gay person isn't a fanboy, though, otherwise its a rigged test, surely? ;)

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[emilyx.livejournal.com]

Rigged?! I don't know what you mean!! Okay what about if they're gay, they live at home with their parents, they're a little overweight, a virgin and a comic fanatic? Is that any better? ;)

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[suzyd.livejournal.com]

Right...

If you know enough of these people to make a representative sample, the gayness factor of a movie is probably the last thing you should be worried about. ;)

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[emilyx.livejournal.com]

*falls off seat laughing*

Okay, what about this? If I'm bisexual and I only like a movie mildly... does that make the movie okay or one of the other two extremes?!

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[suzyd.livejournal.com]

It depends which aspect of the movie you were getting off on. :P

PS - my sympathies for not knowing if you're bisexual or if you like the movie. ;)