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Apr. 2nd, 2003 01:08 pm
phosfate: Ouroboros painting closeup (friday)
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Saw a chunk of X-Men last night. It's gonna be one of those movies that everybody likes but me, isn't it? Something really creepy and repulsive about the whole thing, starting with the pubic hair glued to Wolverine's face. There's something really wrong with any X-adaptation where I like Cyclops best, y'know?

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Date: 2003-04-02 11:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mercyorbemoaned.livejournal.com
I didn't like it either.

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Date: 2003-04-02 11:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] droa.livejournal.com
I saw it twice in the theatre strictly out of loyalty to the comics, and wasn't impressed either time. The one scene that really made it for me was the opening one, with Young Magneto As He Puts The Smack Down.

Kind of doing the hopeful thing for X2. Alan Cumming as Nightcrawler is weird, but compared to the rest of the cast, it's a good weird.

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Date: 2003-04-02 12:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tsamm.livejournal.com
Didn't like it either, though this may be owing to the fact that I can't watch more than two seconds of Anna Paquin without wanting to slap her. I don't have a good reason for it, either--she just hits me in this really nasty, ugly place.

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Date: 2003-04-02 05:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spinooti.livejournal.com
In our society so obsessed with this perfect ideal of beauty... how did this goony looking girl with bad teeth ever get this far? I loved 25th Hour---it was a really good flick---but every time she came on screen, and this teacher was lusting after her, I kept yelling "WHY???"

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Date: 2003-04-02 12:36 pm (UTC)
ext_7410: (chow)
From: [identity profile] cageyklio.livejournal.com
I liked the guys (I'm apparently obligated to like Mr. Gandalf McKellan in everything), hated the portrayal of Storm with a passion, and was meh on Jean, for whom I've never really cared anyway.

But it scarred me that I actually liked Cyclops. I've never liked him in his comic form. Damn Brian Singer for making Cyc lickable likeable! Damn him to hell!

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Date: 2003-04-02 12:47 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] annlarimer.livejournal.com
Well, quite. Magneto was coolies, but I wanted to hit Professor X's smug smarmy bald head with a blunt object, and that just ain't right. Storm was Blandie McBlandington from Blandesville, Jean looked like everybody's mom, and Wolverine Tried Real Hard. I've never liked Sabretooth, so it didn't bug me so much that he was about as menacing as a member of ZZ Top.

It does, however, explain a lot about the bizarro-ass show that is Mutant X.

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Date: 2003-04-02 01:33 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] cageyklio.livejournal.com
I'm not sure what to make of the fact that on Mutant X, being a mutant automatically means being gay. Condemnation or celebration? Either way, it's flaaaaaaaming.

Or maybe I just need someone to remove the slash goggles. Anyone want em? You can have them cheap.

My other problem with X-Men movieverse is, natch, the fandom. Wolverine/Rogue does nothing for me. I don't mind OTPing when you've got a sense of humor about it, but most W/R shippers that I've run across are as bad as Stargate S/Jers. Then, of course, there's the potential for flamewars based on adherence to comic "canon," which is a notion so laughable that I can barely stop from choking on my hysterics.

But now we're back to the land of my own pet peeves, and I'll stop blathering about them in your poor defenseless LJ. X-Men movie = okay, with some really really good bits and some suckage. Alan Cumming and Ian McKellen together in the sequel = I may spontaneously combust in the theater.

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Date: 2003-04-02 01:59 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] annlarimer.livejournal.com
I hadn't noticed enough character development on Mutant X to tell if anybody was gay or not. I stay up for the first sighting of The Villanous Doctor Warhol[TM] and then fuck off to bed. So, good to know.

X-Men fans and a sense of humor are like matter and anti-matter. They cannot combine, and attempting to force it will destroy the universe. Also: Dude, Rogue is like 12 in the movie! Squick!

Oh, blather away. It's what I live for.

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Date: 2003-04-02 04:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] suzyd.livejournal.com
They are mostly pretty lacklustre. I haven't seen the sequel yet, but on first impression Nightcrawler seemed so much cooler than in the cartoon. ;)

Old PS probably took too much characterisation from STTNG. ;)

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Date: 2003-04-02 02:07 pm (UTC)
ymfaery: animated Avengers movie logo (sleepface)
From: [personal profile] ymfaery
Once in the theater was more than enough for me. I couldn't believe an X-Men 1.5 DVD was released.

Although after that comment someone made on f_w a while ago, I'm wondering how much gay there will be in the second movie. :D

i know what your mistake was!

Date: 2003-04-02 02:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cimness.livejournal.com
you're thinking the point is the movie, when in fact, the point is watching patrick stewart stare at sir ian!

Re: i know what your mistake was!

Date: 2003-04-02 03:05 pm (UTC)
ext_6373: A swan and a ballerina from an old children's book about ballet, captioned SWAN! (frankblack)
From: [identity profile] annlarimer.livejournal.com
But...Patrick Stewart made me feel icky inside.

Re: i know what your mistake was!

Date: 2003-04-02 03:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cimness.livejournal.com
@.0

i decree a ritual cleansing.

(patrick stewart made you feel ICKY?)

Re: i know what your mistake was!

Date: 2003-04-03 06:35 am (UTC)
ext_6373: A swan and a ballerina from an old children's book about ballet, captioned SWAN! (frankblack)
From: [identity profile] annlarimer.livejournal.com
I know! It was like expecting a Pocky but biting into a Hot Fry.

Re: i know what your mistake was!

Date: 2003-04-03 06:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cimness.livejournal.com
or giving a blowjob and discovering some come that really DOES taste like mint or cinnamon finding a domlijah bibble in a normally rational community. not that i remember who it was who did that. still!

Re: i know what your mistake was!

Date: 2003-04-03 06:57 am (UTC)
ext_6373: A swan and a ballerina from an old children's book about ballet, captioned SWAN! (Default)
From: [identity profile] annlarimer.livejournal.com
Their love is sooooooooooooooo pure!

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Date: 2003-04-02 04:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] emilyx.livejournal.com
Oh gawd... well, I have to like it because once it's out, I have to show it 900 times a day when I do my work thing in Manchester. I'll let you know how much gay is in it... can you measure gay by the cup? Or is this some cosmic weirdness I'm not getting? The fanboys at my workplace like it and one of them is gay. *nods* Okay, that MUST be it. Take a gay person to see it, and if they like it - riiiiiight.

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Date: 2003-04-02 04:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] suzyd.livejournal.com
Make sure the gay person isn't a fanboy, though, otherwise its a rigged test, surely? ;)

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Date: 2003-04-02 05:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] emilyx.livejournal.com
Rigged?! I don't know what you mean!! Okay what about if they're gay, they live at home with their parents, they're a little overweight, a virgin and a comic fanatic? Is that any better? ;)

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Date: 2003-04-02 07:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] suzyd.livejournal.com
Right...

If you know enough of these people to make a representative sample, the gayness factor of a movie is probably the last thing you should be worried about. ;)

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Date: 2003-04-02 11:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] emilyx.livejournal.com
*falls off seat laughing*

Okay, what about this? If I'm bisexual and I only like a movie mildly... does that make the movie okay or one of the other two extremes?!

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Date: 2003-04-03 04:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] suzyd.livejournal.com
It depends which aspect of the movie you were getting off on. :P

PS - my sympathies for not knowing if you're bisexual or if you like the movie. ;)

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