oh, dear jesus!

[phosfate]

The Defender of Freedom figurine.

http://www.collectiblestoday.com/ct/product/prdid-912316001.jsp

Comments

[nitasee.livejournal.com]

Gawd! Right after lunch! That made me want to vomit all over the keyboard.

It makes me feel a serious need for an insulin chaser.

[suburbanbeatnik.livejournal.com]

Yeah. I've seen that figurine before. It is indeed.... indescribable...

[ragdoll.livejournal.com]

*phear*

[tacohime.livejournal.com]

This really pisses me off and makes me sick. One, NO. Just NO. Two: I'm sure that whichever 'defender of freedom' in the family that grandma is buying this to represent would love to know that he's being thought of so dearly while he jerks off to pictures of girls on the internet (or to the guy sleeping next to him, whatever). Three: nothing makes an already-angry girl even angrier than any asshole trying to make a buck off of the war. The whole sweetness-and-light shit... but the little figure's holding a goddamn rifle. I am disgusted. I am very disgusted.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

^_^ You give me glee, ma'am.

[tacohime.livejournal.com]

It's cos I'm so cute when I'm angry, isn't it? =D

[sagralisse.livejournal.com]

Haaaahahahahahah! Blast away little guy, God's got your back!

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

OWJESUS! Pepsi nose!

[mercyorbemoaned.livejournal.com]

But wait.. I'm confused... he doesn't look like any of our Defenders of Freedom... he's white.

[pollyannadesade.livejournal.com]

That has to be one of the nastiest pieces of tat I have ever seen in my life. And so, in a sick way, I want one...

I also want it with the little guy in the hands of Allah. I wonder what's happening in that one...

[cybertardis.livejournal.com]

Oh my god!! I thought it was a joke!

:::barfs uncontrollably:::

--sah

*translated from the arabic, natch.-Larrupin' Larry

[joethelionn.livejournal.com]

"Quickly Assad! This way! We may still yet rout the infidel forces...he approaches! Throw me the RPG and we may yet....aaaaaaawwwwwwww...look at there deep brown eyes! They're adorable...AW! GLEEEARGHHHHHH!"

Re: *translated from the arabic, natch.-Larrupin' Larry

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Freaky. That comment smelled of cheap ink and newsprint.*


*Issue 24 -l.l.

Re: *translated from the arabic, natch.-Larrupin' Larry

[joethelionn.livejournal.com]

And the four color printing process was murder on my coif, you can be sure.

One of these things does not belong here.

[dorothy1901]

This is very bad. Not only does It exist, but It's been mass-produced.

You know, I'm pretty sure that this isn't my universe. My universe isn't quite that daft. ::looks around for Edith Keeler and a truck to throw her under::

[thistlethorn.livejournal.com]

Eeeuw. Bee-zarre. Especially the cute little 4 yr old face. Christ on a crutch.