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At work, they upgraded my OS yesterday, and appear to have taken out all the documents on my hard drive. Including all my pictures.

At home, Frankensybill appears to have contracted some sort of self-replicating, space-eating worm.

I am not happy at all.

Well, what do you expect from a slave-banging, Hitler-loving queer?

Salon writes about The Daily Show. Here:

http://www.salon.com/ent/tv/feature/2003/04/08/stewart/index.html

"Hey, McCoy, I'm telling you, my son is innocent!"

Life as a Law and Order juror.

http://www.newsday.com/entertainment/tv/ny-fftv3203932apr06,0,533515.story?coll=ny-entertainment-headlines

oh, dear jesus!

The Defender of Freedom figurine.

http://www.collectiblestoday.com/ct/product/prdid-912316001.jsp

cool object of the moment

Thread cutter. It's a small medallion about the size of a half-dollar with an inch-long stick out one side. Bronze-y pot metal with flowers, notched on the circumference, concealing a wicked circular razor blade. When you need to cut your thread, hold it to one of the notches and it slices neat as you please. Stick the nub in your current spool, or thread it on a cord to hang on your neck.

You can run around the house with it and not get yelled at.