It's a sign of how low a Great Lakes January makes you sink that it's about thirty-three degrees here and it feels fucking fabulous. But we'll be getting your snow sometime tonight or early tomorrow, no fear.
By the way, everyone who responds to posts like this by taunting you about their own balmy weather should realize I know where they live and I like to watch things bleed. *whistles casually, pulls on STARKWEATHER 4-EVER T-shirt*
*fires howitzer while laughing manically, hits dam retaining wall instead and sneaks away sheepishly as entire town floods muttering, "I meant to do that."*
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Date: 2004-02-02 07:49 am (UTC)By the way, everyone who responds to posts like this by taunting you about their own balmy weather should realize I know where they live and I like to watch things bleed. *whistles casually, pulls on STARKWEATHER 4-EVER T-shirt*
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Date: 2004-02-02 08:15 am (UTC)I'm still warmer than you.
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Date: 2004-02-02 08:30 am (UTC)Re:
Date: 2004-02-02 08:38 am (UTC)Should I use my knives? Aw, hell.
*pulls out gun and shoots*
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Date: 2004-02-02 08:48 am (UTC)*fires howitzer while laughing manically, hits dam retaining wall instead and sneaks away sheepishly as entire town floods muttering, "I meant to do that."*
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I'll miss you, Bonita.
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Date: 2004-02-02 08:36 am (UTC)Re:
Date: 2004-02-02 08:37 am (UTC)Mom, however, is a ticking time bomb. If we still had a pet, I know I would come home to find it dismembered and put up in jars in the basement.
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Date: 2004-02-02 08:49 am (UTC)