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[phosfate]

Not a fan of Fred Dalton Thompson at the best of times, but now... He appeared in my nightmares recently. He is not an attractive transvestite. J. Edgar Hoover probably made a better tranvestite than he did. And he was engaging in a sexual practice that I will not describe here, because I'm not sure there's an actual word for it. But ick.

Anyway, watching his scenes in Law and Order last night was difficult, as I was torn between throwing up and laughing insanely. And could do neither, as I would have been asked to explain just what the hell my problem is.

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[gkkstitch.livejournal.com]

no idea who he is. watched L&O last night, but don't recall him. couldn't find any pix of him on the net, either. :/

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[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Wossname, the current District Attorney. Jack and Serena's boss.

[mechturtle.livejournal.com]

Your icon makes me fear that there is "Finding Nemo" slash fan fiction out there, somewhere. *shudder*

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[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

The very idea!

[hooverdam.livejournal.com]

After we got the Criminal Intent first season box set for twenty bucks (sale plus rebate!), Mike and I are now spoiled for the other L&Os, as they do not center around Vincent D'Onofrio fucking with people.

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[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

I understand. Alas, L&Original Recipe has been off its feed the last couple years. I really wish Jack would get over his crush on Arthur and get his brains back.

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[hooverdam.livejournal.com]

Or just put Orbach and D'Onofrio together into their own spinoff called "L&O: Chain Yanking Squad."

(At least after watching CI and various shots of Goren and Eames standing next to each other I've got a better conept of how Mike and I look together. Would be a great Halloween costume concept).

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[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Goren would send Briscoe back to the booze in about a week and a half. Then Briscoe would stab Goren with a screwdriver, and get away with it, since the only detective competent enough to catch him would be in the ground.

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[norabombay.livejournal.com]

I think that Briscoe would be more subtle. After Goren tries to take him home from the bar, a truck will hit the car, killing Goren instantly.

Think of the continuity.

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[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

BWAHAH!

"You can't prove anything, McCoy!"

[versaphile.livejournal.com]

Every word has a sexual practice sexual practice has a word.

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[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

*cries*