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[phosfate]

Mom: I heard on TV that if you don't get enough carbs, it can make you act crazy. (Pause. Bats eyes innocently.) Do you think we get enough carbs?

Me: I think we should each have a cup of confectioner's sugar before bed every night, just in case.

Comments

[teenygozer.livejournal.com]

*sigh* I'm on my second week of Atkins, and I can tell you for a fact that getting hardly any flippin' carbs at all makes you vague, confused, and, uh, vague. And confused.

(drifts away)

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

The woman in the cubicle next door is on Atkins. I am going to set her desk on fire.

[teenygozer.livejournal.com]

Well, that would certainly perk her up a bit.

[lots42.livejournal.com]

I heard carbs are ok, as long as you don't sit around after

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

I heard Dr Atkins can bite me.

[finabair.livejournal.com]

Right! 'cuz you'd be meat, and that's OK, if I understand the diet correctly.

*snicker*

[thewinteroak.livejournal.com]

Yes...I think that a cup of confectioner's surgar might be good.

Or brown suger, two. With a bit of cinnamon, perhaps.

^_-

Re: *snicker*

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Sweet talker.

Re: *snicker*

[paradisacorbasi.livejournal.com]

I was on Atkins for like three weeks in 2001. Couldn't hack it. It made my mind go, Dave. I could feel it.

Re: *snicker*

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

*falls about*

[grifyn.livejournal.com]

Can you and your mom adopt me? I know how to cook and clean and stuff.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Sure! We have a shed.

[amanda-now.livejournal.com]

you and your mom should have your own sitcom.

[mercyorbemoaned.livejournal.com]

I am on anti-Atkins, also known as the All Starch Diet. I have lost 40+ lbs in the past nine months! (note: giving birth was also involved)

[teenygozer.livejournal.com]

You lost weight *and* got a free gift in the bargain!