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Mom: I heard on TV that if you don't get enough carbs, it can make you act crazy. (Pause. Bats eyes innocently.) Do you think we get enough carbs?

Me: I think we should each have a cup of confectioner's sugar before bed every night, just in case.

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[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

I heard Dr Atkins can bite me.

[finabair.livejournal.com]

Right! 'cuz you'd be meat, and that's OK, if I understand the diet correctly.