IRS haiku

Apr. 13th, 2004 10:18 am
phosfate: Ouroboros painting closeup (Angel puppet)
[personal profile] phosfate
It keeps its secrets
Publication Five-Fifty
Die, you fucking fuck

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Date: 2004-04-13 08:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jeff-morris.livejournal.com
I tried to assist
My intentions were pure
But went straight to hell.

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Date: 2004-04-13 09:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hooverdam.livejournal.com
Done through CompleteTax
January thirty-first
Earnings were tiny

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Date: 2004-04-13 09:37 am (UTC)
ext_6373: A swan and a ballerina from an old children's book about ballet, captioned SWAN! (OMG!)
From: [identity profile] annlarimer.livejournal.com
What is CompleteTax?
Oh what, what is CompleteTax
When it is at home?

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Date: 2004-04-13 09:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hooverdam.livejournal.com
www.completetax.com is how I've filed for the past three years, ever since a couple of 1099-Rs took me out of the telefile/1040EZ pool for good. Very easy to use, no software to buy, handled state and federal in one go, even this year when my income fell into the "you don't actually have to file" bracket.

Or in haiku

Date: 2004-04-13 09:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hooverdam.livejournal.com
A web-based tax prep
Filing easy for state/fed
Even if you po'

Re: Or in haiku

Date: 2004-04-13 09:46 am (UTC)
ext_6373: A swan and a ballerina from an old children's book about ballet, captioned SWAN! (Brocktoon by Snacky)
From: [identity profile] annlarimer.livejournal.com
Thank you! I'll visit
Perhaps they can help me with
The math - Solve for X.

Re: Or in haiku

Date: 2004-04-13 09:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hooverdam.livejournal.com
Do take my word
It is worth the thirty bucks
Filing in minutes

Next year? We will see
Remains to be decided
Jointly or singly

My fondest wish is
To file for one year with
One W-2

Re: Or in haiku

Date: 2004-04-13 10:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jeff-morris.livejournal.com
I fear for next year
I must file two state tax forms
If no new job found.

Re: Or...

Date: 2004-04-13 10:30 am (UTC)
snacky: (Default)
From: [personal profile] snacky
Whoa! I really screwed
up the HTML, huh?
My apologies.

Re: Or...

Date: 2004-04-13 10:38 am (UTC)
ext_6373: A swan and a ballerina from an old children's book about ballet, captioned SWAN! (cybersix - sustenance)
From: [identity profile] annlarimer.livejournal.com
Whoah! Nine-ninety-five?
Possibly worth a gander.
That's entertainment!

(no subject)

Date: 2004-04-13 10:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bentleywg.livejournal.com
Publication 550 (http://www.irs.gov/pub/irs-pdf/p550.pdf)?

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Date: 2004-04-13 10:40 am (UTC)
ext_6373: A swan and a ballerina from an old children's book about ballet, captioned SWAN! (Default)
From: [identity profile] annlarimer.livejournal.com
That's the one.

(no subject)

Date: 2004-04-13 10:09 am (UTC)
thornsilver: (spring by destina)
From: [personal profile] thornsilver
I feel your pain
Am very happy
Can TeleFile

A friday haiku

Date: 2004-04-13 10:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jeff-morris.livejournal.com
For all who must work
Ancient journal entry here
Just click on the link

http://www.livejournal.com/users/jeff_morris/14283.html

JSM

Re: A friday haiku

Date: 2004-04-13 10:41 am (UTC)
ext_6373: A swan and a ballerina from an old children's book about ballet, captioned SWAN! (Default)
From: [identity profile] annlarimer.livejournal.com
Oh Jeff, it is art!
It brings a tear to my eye.
(Or it's the pollen.)

(no subject)

Date: 2004-04-13 10:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ahli.livejournal.com
V. slow day today.
You like G.I. Joe icon?
Boyf does my taxes.

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Date: 2004-04-13 12:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brouhaha.livejournal.com
Your poetry, liek, warms my soul.

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Date: 2004-04-14 07:24 am (UTC)
ext_6373: A swan and a ballerina from an old children's book about ballet, captioned SWAN! (Brocktoon animated by Snacky)
From: [identity profile] annlarimer.livejournal.com
OMGkewl!!!!!!111!!!

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Date: 2004-04-14 05:40 pm (UTC)
ymfaery: animated Avengers movie logo (ikuzou)
From: [personal profile] ymfaery
My brother who does
taxes for other people
is going crazy.

He also makes me
crazy, for I assist him
with the xeroxing.

(no subject)

Date: 2004-04-14 05:45 pm (UTC)
ext_6373: A swan and a ballerina from an old children's book about ballet, captioned SWAN! (Default)
From: [identity profile] annlarimer.livejournal.com
Double side, collate
Paper cuts, staples, sorting
Truly this is Hell

(no subject)

Date: 2004-04-14 05:54 pm (UTC)
ymfaery: animated Avengers movie logo (ikuzou)
From: [personal profile] ymfaery
It doesn't help that
he has an *old* copier.
Duplex? Sorter? Not.

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