Apr. 13th, 2004

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Apr. 13th, 2004 09:52 am
phosfate: Ouroboros painting closeup (K-K-K-Ken by Fritters)
How the fuck do you figure capital gains tax on 30-year-old stock that was a gift and has split 300 times and was sold to an entirely different company?
  • Current Mood: bewildered
  • Current Music: low whimpering

IRS haiku

Apr. 13th, 2004 10:18 am
phosfate: Ouroboros painting closeup (Angel puppet)
It keeps its secrets
Publication Five-Fifty
Die, you fucking fuck

IRS haiku II

Apr. 13th, 2004 11:05 am
phosfate: Ouroboros painting closeup (frankblack)
I go to eBay,
Search, "Hello Kitty Fabric."
My taxes? Fuck 'em!

IRS haiku III

Apr. 13th, 2004 12:46 pm
phosfate: Ouroboros painting closeup (frankblack)
A picture I.D.?
"Please empty your pockets, ma'am."
Thanks oodles, McVey

IRS haiku IV

Apr. 13th, 2004 05:01 pm
phosfate: Ouroboros painting closeup (frankblack)
I have a headache
That pounds and pounds and pounds and
Pounds and pounds and pounds

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