Story Time!

[phosfate]

Invent a memory of me and post it in the comments. It can be anything you want, so long as it's something that's never happened. Then, of course, post this to your journal and see what people would like to remember of you, only the universe failed to cooperate in making it happen so they had to make it up instead.

Meme nicked from danakate

Comments

Memory

[danakate.livejournal.com]

Hey! Do you remember that time when were in Tokyo and we happened upon this really cool arcade place that had a human UFO catcher machine? We flipped a 100 yen coin to see who would be the catcher and you got to be it, so we tied you up to the little crane thing and you kept flailing your arms wildly because there was one plushie you really wanted and I was trying to maneuver you over to it, except it was all jerky and you were starting to turn green, but then I hit the button and you plummeted down into the collection of soft plushies and managed to grab the one you wanted before you fell out of the chute and puked all over my shoes.

Other than the puking part, that was really cool.

Re: Memory

[danakate.livejournal.com]

Ok, so that's more like a memory if were on crack, but hey.

Re: Memory

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

That was the greatest story ever.

Re: Memory

[danakate.livejournal.com]

Aww, shucks. You were a great travel companion. And the plushie was really cool, too. ;)

[katemonkey.livejournal.com]

The day we held Ethan Embry hostage to get more Dragnet made was the best day ever.

Especially when they decided to write the entire thing into an episode. That was especially cool.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

He cried like a girl. Hee.

[katemonkey.livejournal.com]

Although I still don't think having the Olsen twins play us was a good idea....but, hey, they kept in the part where we dressed him up like a Sailor Scout and made him dance.

[cimness.livejournal.com]

what about that time you made a plushy of me? and then took a picture of it being strangled by plushy gollum. that was really disturbing, dude. don't do that again.

[birdsflying]

I still haven't recovered properly from the time I woke to find you'd tied Gollum with a piece of string from the ceiling fan and he was floating two inches above my face.

[ex-mommybir.livejournal.com]

My favorite memory of you is the time we went to New England together and you dragged me into the Moby Dick Museum. I told you I didn't want to go on the Pequod Ride, but you insisted and we did. Then you were the one who got sick and almost barfed up that horrible lunch we had, the sandwiches that looked like whales! I had to practically carry you off the ride. God, that was a fun trip.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Blubber makes a surprisingly tasty sandwich. Just not a soothing one.

[eomer-of-rohan.livejournal.com]

And then there was the time you DIDN'T hit me with a shovel.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

*KLONG!*

Hm.

[pollyannadesade.livejournal.com]

My dear Miss Larimer! Why, I remember when we first met - it was at my Aunt Gardners, was it not? Dear Georgiana was there, in her new Poke Bonnet, which we both found so excessively diverting! I wore my sprig muslin and you danced three dances with Colonel Carter, you sly girl! Then Mr Darcy took us out a venture to Box Hill in his Barouche - and you are so excessively fond of a Barouche! - and we saw several Officers of the Militia, and, oh, it was excessively diverting, was it not? I do so love a man in a Red Coat! But then Miss Anne Bronte started to write about us, instead, and we went considerably downhill, but not in the Barouche, for it was suddenly reposessed, and we were forced to take to private governessing for our Pin Money...

[shoiryu.livejournal.com]

I don't remember much thanks to the acid, but what I do remember is that the sex was wonderful.

[nitasee.livejournal.com]

I remember that time when we went to the Alamo and all those re-enactors were there. We both were highly amused that the best looking guy in the bunch - and he was drop-dead handsome - was the one playing Santa Anna, 'cause dude, that is so wrong. He's the villian of the piece. Well, if you're Texan anyway.

And then you and I bought those wooden rubber-band guns at the gift shop. You were running around and aiming yours at all the re-enactors yelling "if it was good enough for Billy Bob Thornton...!" Then we both started our own two-person rendition of the Battle of the Alamo before stopping to get ice cream.

Man, I thought those Daughters of the Republic women we gonna kill us. Good times, though. Good times.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

I fuckin' hate re-enactors.

[nitasee.livejournal.com]

Well, yeah, there is something mentally derranged about them. I sorta figured that was how you felt by by how much (how accurately) you were aiming at them.

[jeff-morris.livejournal.com]

I still treasure the memory of the MediaWest at which we met, Ann. What exciting days--the Samoyed dogsled races through the hallways and lobbies, breaking into the art show after hours and inking beards, mustaches and nose hairs onto all the Blakes 7 artwork, the night of the art auction in which you paid all our bar tabs with money you'd hand-drawn that evening...

...that was the year that was, truly.

JSM