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Dude, if you don't accept credit cards, why are there fucking credit card icons all over your listing? And the thing that says 'pay me with any credit card'?

Just curious. Idiot.

Story Time!

Invent a memory of me and post it in the comments. It can be anything you want, so long as it's something that's never happened. Then, of course, post this to your journal and see what people would like to remember of you, only the universe failed to cooperate in making it happen so they had to make it up instead.

Meme nicked from danakate

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I learned that for the past 40 years, I have been holding my fork incorrectly. I would like to take this opportunity to apologize to anyone I have ever eaten with.

Wool felt (not crappy craft felt) is lovely to work with. I made a red-and-gold ball last night (it will eventually be a Soviet satellite) using a pattern from an old Dover book. It's as round as round can be. I can make a Gema when I've found the right yellow.

Finished Hello Treebeard. Mom said, "Is that the log that the Log Lady carries around?" "Yes. Yes, it is."

Hm. Log...

This just in...

...Valomilks explode at high altitudes.

The Village Voice reviews Candyfreak:
http://www.villagevoice.com/issues/0417/goldbogen.php