This just in...

[phosfate]

...Valomilks explode at high altitudes.

The Village Voice reviews Candyfreak:
http://www.villagevoice.com/issues/0417/goldbogen.php

Comments

[hooverdam.livejournal.com]

Vanilla taffy with peanut butter in the middle, sold mostly on the west coast, but I've seen it in overpriced candy specialty shops here. It's pretty tasty. Apparently they used to make a chocolate version, but no more.

[snacky]

Well, they don't explode, exactly.

(she said smugly, having read the book.)

[thistlethorn.livejournal.com]

What in heck is a Valomilk??

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

It's the Chocolaty Good Russian Explosive Compound[TM]. Apparently.