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[phosfate]

Had My First Mammogram[TM] this morning. I will spare you the details. Suffice to say that it was worse than, say, an ill-fitting underwire bra, but nothing like as bad as slamming a tit in the car door.

I am a bit concerned, because Big Nurse Rad Tech was missing large patches of hair.

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[jeff-morris.livejournal.com]

I realize that this will be small comfort to the ladies present, but men do have one procedure that, while not nearly so painful, is just as dreaded and avoided when possible.

The lube, the snap of a fresh latex glove, and then it's In Search of Mr. Prostate!

JSM

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

It's my understanding that the most important thing is not to start giggling.

[jeff-morris.livejournal.com]

Trust me. There is nothing giggle-worthy about someone sticking their finger up your ass and poking around in search of a teeny-tiny gland.

The first one committed me to heterosexuality for life.

JSM