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[phosfate]

Stuff I done that you probably haven't meme:

1. Been sexually harassed by a horse.
2. Informed ghost that it was welcome in the house but not allowed to smoke.
3. Appointed as defense attorney for characters from Lord of the Flies.
4. Had piece of luggage that made X-ray screener lady scream aloud.
5. Broken up on the first date.
6. Been in two car chases. Won both.
7. Stolen lawn flamingos.
8. Squeezed innocent dog's testicles (not on purpose)
9. Broken a dozen large plate-glass windows. With tempera paint.
10. Damaged stranger's automobile with paper kite.

Comments

Well, ya got me beat on 8.5 of 'em...

[cannellfan.livejournal.com]

...but I have stolen somebody's lawn flamingos. Of course, I was probably 10 at the time, and it was just to put 'em in somebody else's yard 10 blocks away, but...

And does injuring a friend by slamming one of those plastic bat-wing kites into them in a steep dive come close to counting towards #10?

P.S.: Loved the dog-squeezing explanation! ;-)

Re: Well, ya got me beat on 8.5 of 'em...

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

And does injuring a friend by slamming one of those plastic bat-wing kites into them in a steep dive come close to counting towards #10?

AFAIC, it's better.

Poor Diego. He was a good doggie.