God gave me a gift

[phosfate]

I LAUGH AT YOU, FOOT OF SNOW! I AM EMPRESS OF SHOVELING!



_{Oh Jesus my arms my arms...}

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[violetisblue.livejournal.com]

Spring! Glorious motherfucking SPRING!

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

At least I don't have to pay the lawn guy.

What, snow??

[kissoflife.livejournal.com]

Oh sweet anomaly that Boston's version of feet of snow is.... none !! Shovel in basement, whee!

*admires yours covetously again...*

Re: What, snow??

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

No! Back!

Re: What, snow??

[kissoflife.livejournal.com]

:tiny devil llama pokes about how self _did_ recover last time stunt was tried:

:rest of sanity whimpers loudly at the memory:

[cocoajava.livejournal.com]

I saw piccies of your mess courtesy my other whacked-out Lincoln friend.

I'm freezing my ASS off in E. Lansing, but at least the roads are dry!!!!!

Didja have to get in to work today?

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

I coulda stayed home, but once the driveway was clean, there was nothing to do but laundry and depressing thank-you-for-the-memorial-donation notes while watching daytime tv, so I came here instead.

Oh dear. My condolences

[kissoflife.livejournal.com]

Shit, my turn to catch on to the memorial theme. I swear this past year has dealt people more downers than the last 5. Almost makes you wonder about astrology.

Re: Oh dear. My condolences

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

*skritches* Thank you.

I don't know what it is with Ought-Six. Everybody's having shrapnel-filled lifebombs go off. And it's only March.

Re: Oh dear. My condolences

[bodhibird.livejournal.com]

I say nobody else is allowed to die. That's it. We declare a moratorium on dying.

...

Re: Oh dear. My condolences

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Except elected officials, of course.

Re: Oh dear. My condolences

[thistlethorn.livejournal.com]

At least at work you hopefully missed his hour-*plus* megalomaniacal (and yet strangely defensive) Press Conference/Proclamation Of Accomplishment bullshit monologue.

Re: Oh dear. My condolences

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Nope. Slept in (knowing I would have to dig out so why rush?), woke up to see if there was still a storm alert, and there was his sheeplike puss all over the TV. Fucker.

Re: Oh dear. My condolences

[thistlethorn.livejournal.com]

It was like something out of 1984. I'm so sorry your TV reception wasn't knocked out for an hour or so.

My sister watched the whole thing like a good Catholic pro-lifer, then tried to give me highlights.

I just looked at her like, Are you on *crack*?

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[bodhibird.livejournal.com]

Oh, hadn't thought of that. Of course, quite right.

Though I'd be kinda sad if our Senator Mikulski died. She's the really short senator in the yellow suit.

Re: Oh dear. My condolences

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Okay. She lives, then.

[oliveoyl.livejournal.com]

You shovel well. You shovel very well.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

And fight crime. Call it what you will.

[thistlethorn.livejournal.com]

Is this a bad time to mention that we got, like, an inch and a half of snow?

::ducks::

[thistlethorn.livejournal.com]

::sends very cute hunky masseuse to give you arm massage and backrub::

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Horst! Where have you been?

[thistlethorn.livejournal.com]

Well, of course I had to test him out for you, first.

Have him try that back-walking thing with his size 14's....

[comice.livejournal.com]

Dude. That sucks. At least late March snow melts fast.

Or else.

[bodhibird.livejournal.com]

*stares at your flowery icon and drifts in a happy dream*

[comice.livejournal.com]

Oh, yours is very pretty too! I cannot WAIT for true spring to arrive.

[hawkmoth.livejournal.com]

Twenty-five years later (holy crap!) and I still do not miss North Dakota winters.

Though we have had a few up here that were nearly as awful, and techinically we're really not in the CNY snowbelt...

*hands you the bengay*

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Dude, you live in fucking upstate NY. You're not any better off.