God gave me a gift

[phosfate]

I LAUGH AT YOU, FOOT OF SNOW! I AM EMPRESS OF SHOVELING!



_{Oh Jesus my arms my arms...}

Comments

Re: Oh dear. My condolences

[thistlethorn.livejournal.com]

At least at work you hopefully missed his hour-*plus* megalomaniacal (and yet strangely defensive) Press Conference/Proclamation Of Accomplishment bullshit monologue.

Re: Oh dear. My condolences

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Nope. Slept in (knowing I would have to dig out so why rush?), woke up to see if there was still a storm alert, and there was his sheeplike puss all over the TV. Fucker.

Re: Oh dear. My condolences

[thistlethorn.livejournal.com]

It was like something out of 1984. I'm so sorry your TV reception wasn't knocked out for an hour or so.

My sister watched the whole thing like a good Catholic pro-lifer, then tried to give me highlights.

I just looked at her like, Are you on *crack*?