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[phosfate]

New alarm clock. Makes bird sounds rather than stabbing me in the head with a big knife.

Quality of life significantly improved for $13. Actually I bought it with a gift certificate, so $0.

*pleased face*

Comments

[oulangi.livejournal.com]

Clearly fate intended you to either work nights or be a trust fund brat ;)

[thornsilver]

Then the fate has screwed up big. Where is my trust fund?

[oulangi.livejournal.com]

Probably with mine - those blind dingbats gave them to the Hilton sisters. So uncool.