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Personality type: Lame

You're a simple person with modest tastes and a reasonable lifestyle. In other words, you're boring. Going to Starbucks makes you feel sophisticated; you'd like to be snooty and order an espresso but aren't sure if you're ready for that level of excitement. People laugh at you because you use fake curse words like "friggin'" and "oh, crumb!" Everyone who thinks America's Funniest Home Videos is a great show drinks Cafe au lait medium.

Also drinks: V8
Can also be found: On the couch at home


This is BULLSHIT! I do not say, "Oh, crumb!" I say, "Consarn it!"

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Date: 2006-11-15 08:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ex-londonso.livejournal.com
what is this, a quiz :(

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Date: 2006-11-15 08:21 pm (UTC)
ext_6373: A swan and a ballerina from an old children's book about ballet, captioned SWAN! (Inspirational Montage by samiamicons)
From: [identity profile] annlarimer.livejournal.com
Oui. http://www.buttafly.com/starbucks/

damn.

Date: 2006-11-15 08:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ex-londonso.livejournal.com
Personality type: Pseudo-intellectual

You're liberal and consider yourself to be laid back and open minded. Everyone else just thinks you're clueless. Your friends hate you because you always email them virus warnings and chain letters "just in case it's true." All people who drink grande chai tea latte are potheads.

Also drinks: Sparkling water
Can also be found at: Designer grocery stores

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Date: 2006-11-15 09:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dwinghy.livejournal.com
This quiz reminded me why I never go to Starbucks.

Starbucks employee: KO-LUMMMM-BEE-ANNNN??? WHAT KIND OF CRAZY MOONMAN DRINK IS THAT?

Me: (exeunt)

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Date: 2006-11-15 08:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] violetisblue.livejournal.com
Hey, I'm lame too! Though I don't say "Oh, crumb"--I say "Jeekers," like my grandfather did.

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Date: 2006-11-15 09:00 pm (UTC)
ext_6373: A swan and a ballerina from an old children's book about ballet, captioned SWAN! (Default)
From: [identity profile] annlarimer.livejournal.com
OH! I thought you were saying "Jinkies" like Velma, and worried that I would have to kill you.

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Date: 2006-11-15 10:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] violetisblue.livejournal.com
It's properly pronounced with a nice thick Car Talk accent--jeeeeee-kaaaahs.

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Date: 2006-11-15 08:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nitasee.livejournal.com
I got lame too. Personally, as my dad used to say, I call a spade a goddam shovel. None of that "oh, crumb" bullshit. But I do say "friggin'" because it just sounds amusing.

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Date: 2006-11-15 09:01 pm (UTC)
ext_6373: A swan and a ballerina from an old children's book about ballet, captioned SWAN! (Default)
From: [identity profile] annlarimer.livejournal.com
"Frigging" is also an actual sexual act, so it counts as a swear.

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Date: 2006-11-15 10:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nitasee.livejournal.com
Excellent. Good to know that I'm really cussing.

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