drabble post - She's Really Called Rosemary

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TITLE: She's Really Called Rosemary
FANDOM: Hot Fuzz
AUTHOR: annlarimer
WORD COUNT: 100. 'Cause, drabble.
RATING: G
WARNINGS: American spelling
NOTES: The lovely stelluci posted family stories yesterday, and sparked this. C&C always welcome.
DISCLAIMER: Not my characters.
ARCHIVE: Please ask first.


She's Really Called Rosemary


Danny Butterman was in love. "Say 'Butterman.'"

The baby made a turtle face.

"Good!"

"That was never 'Butterman.'"

"You still don't understand the local dialect. Can we keep her?"

"No. Doris will want it back when she's out of the loo."

"We'll call her McClane Robocop Angel-hyphen-Butterman."

"That is a lovely, feminine name. Where would we keep it?"

"…cupboard?"

"Riiiiiight. Do you know what to feed it?"

"...chips?"

"Fine. I'll distract Doris, you take Robocop--"

"McClane Robocop."

"--McClane Robocop out the back, hide in the woods, and await instructions."

"Doris is standing behind me, isn't she?"

"Oh yes."

Comments

[crantz.livejournal.com]

A+++ would lol again.

[some-stars.livejournal.com]

LOL TURTLE :D :D :D

[mpoetess.livejournal.com]

Big giant ♥s

[swankyfunk.livejournal.com]

Dammit, you killed me.

Robocop!

[danakate.livejournal.com]

Nice name! ;) ::thumbs up::

[joandarck.livejournal.com]

Hot Fuzz kidfic omg! And you made me like it! (Is it wrong that "McClane" sounds like a great girl's name to me?)

[gypsyjr.livejournal.com]

Somehow this managed to be adorable and ridiculous at the same time. :D You rock.

[kissoflife.livejournal.com]

*squeee!*

Just as long as she's not named after the Lethal Weapon guys

[viedma.livejournal.com]

I love this so much, Ann! Thanks for making me grin like a loony thing. Except that I'm convinced Doris is really a virgin.

Ew, no. Besides, they're already place names in Sandford.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

_{HAH! Me too.}

Re: Ew, no. Besides, they're already place names in Sandford.

[viedma.livejournal.com]

When people say sex, she thinks they're talking about pizza.

[mechturtle.livejournal.com]

*sporfle!*

[robanybody.livejournal.com]

Oh, oh, I love that Danny is very particular about her name being McClane Robocop. The things you do with dialogue should receive some sort of medal or award because it's just so perfect. :D

[gkkstitch.livejournal.com]

What does a "turtle face" look like?

[viedma.livejournal.com]

It's more pointy than a Lambchop face.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

You know how really teeny babies have those beaky lips? Turtle face is pretty much the only expression they have.

[wolfy-writing.livejournal.com]

Too cute. And fun. Very fun. The hyphenated name is a sweet touch, and I like Nicholas being deadpan.