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phosfateTITLE: She's Really Called Rosemary
FANDOM: Hot Fuzz
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annlarimer
WORD COUNT: 100. 'Cause, drabble.
RATING: G
WARNINGS: American spelling
NOTES: The lovelystelluci posted family stories yesterday, and sparked this. C&C always welcome.
DISCLAIMER: Not my characters.
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She's Really Called Rosemary
Danny Butterman was in love. "Say 'Butterman.'"
The baby made a turtle face.
"Good!"
"That was never 'Butterman.'"
"You still don't understand the local dialect. Can we keep her?"
"No. Doris will want it back when she's out of the loo."
"We'll call her McClane Robocop Angel-hyphen-Butterman."
"That is a lovely, feminine name. Where would we keep it?"
"…cupboard?"
"Riiiiiight. Do you know what to feed it?"
"...chips?"
"Fine. I'll distract Doris, you take Robocop--"
"McClane Robocop."
"--McClane Robocop out the back, hide in the woods, and await instructions."
"Doris is standing behind me, isn't she?"
"Oh yes."
FANDOM: Hot Fuzz
AUTHOR:
annlarimerWORD COUNT: 100. 'Cause, drabble.
RATING: G
WARNINGS: American spelling
NOTES: The lovely
stelluci posted family stories yesterday, and sparked this. C&C always welcome. DISCLAIMER: Not my characters.
ARCHIVE: Please ask first.
She's Really Called Rosemary
Danny Butterman was in love. "Say 'Butterman.'"
The baby made a turtle face.
"Good!"
"That was never 'Butterman.'"
"You still don't understand the local dialect. Can we keep her?"
"No. Doris will want it back when she's out of the loo."
"We'll call her McClane Robocop Angel-hyphen-Butterman."
"That is a lovely, feminine name. Where would we keep it?"
"…cupboard?"
"Riiiiiight. Do you know what to feed it?"
"...chips?"
"Fine. I'll distract Doris, you take Robocop--"
"McClane Robocop."
"--McClane Robocop out the back, hide in the woods, and await instructions."
"Doris is standing behind me, isn't she?"
"Oh yes."
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Re: Ew, no. Besides, they're already place names in Sandford.