because monday is apparently vulgarity day

[phosfate]

I was trying to kill one of those Mysterious Office Fruit Flies*, missed, and double-slapped a, erm, sweater puppy. Right on the nose.

It kinda hurt.



_{*There is actually a full-blown office legend that the fruit flies originated with a single orange left in a trashcan one weekend many years ago.}

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[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Only in the sense that no one's badgering me repeatedly about whether or not I'm wearing deoderant.